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South Park Quote 2004-09-26

2004/09/26 by Rolando Garza

Ok, I just had to share this quote taken from the Prehistoric Ice Man Episode, #218 of South Park. I downloaded the South Park episodes from Mr Twig.
The boys are watching the Crocodile Hunter show on TV, here’s what they saw:

croc hunter

Aussie Croc Hunter: “As we steer our boat down, looking for these dangerous predators. Boy, there’s a king croc right here. He must be four meters; 12, 13 feet long at least. This croc has enough power in its jaws to rip my head right off.”

Kenny: [Mumbles] “Oh No!”

Aussie Croc Hunter: “I’ve got to be careful. So, what I’m gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole.”

Stan: “Holy crap. Dude!”

Aussie Croc Hunter: “If I get bit out here, I’m 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital: I’d better be real careful jamming my thumb in its butthole. (Grabs the crocodile) Oh, boy, it’s pissed off now.”

Kyle: “Go, dude, go!”

Aussie Croc Hunter: “I’m gonna jam my thumb it its butthole now! This should really piss it off! Oh, yeah, that pissed it off, all right!”

Update: The audio file for that quote can be found Here


7 Comments »

  1. J says:

    hey man,
    i have no idea what your links on my blog had to do with anything at all that i typed, but whatevs. I remember that south park episode, and i remember laughing histerically. My favorite episode: “where you there when they built the ladder to heaven???” haha. keep it up, you are doing great.

    Smile.
    Love, J

  2. rolandog says:

    Yep J. it does have to do with what you thought… a bit…
    You wrote:
    Well, here’s some homework, because you know you need it. When you read this, pause and think back to three things that made you laugh.

  3. Hamster says:

    Trying to jam his thumb in stingray’s butthole didn’t end up as well, though.

  4. rolandog says:

    Indeed… didn’t end up well for him, did it?

  5. kennyb says:

    nice call hamster, have a little sympathy, he was just in the wrond spot at the wrong time…

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