Rolando Garza

This quote of South Park’s episode 612 is dedicated to J.

[The United Nations, day. In the main hall President Bush is speaking to the Assembly]

-Bush: Ladies and gentlemen of the UN, we have evidence that Saddam Hussein is up there building weapons of mass destruction. [shows a picture of the ladder and another one of the clouds. Both pictures have areas circled in] We have tried to communicate with Saddam through a psychic to ask him to let us see his warehouses in heaven. But he has not responded.

-Indian Ambassador: Of course he has not responded, because he’s DEAD!

-Bush: Right. Dead, and in heaven.

-Another Ambassador: This is preposterous! Even if there was a heaven, what makes you think Saddam Hussein’s sould would be sent there?

-Bush: Our intelligence tells us that when Saddam was originally killed, his soul actually went to hell. But while in hell he began a homosexual relationship with Satan, the Prince of Darkness. Satan, however, decided he didn’t want to be with Hussein anymore and broke up with him about August. [the French Ambassador has tuned out] When Saddam became jealous and tried to kill Satan’s new lover, Chris, Satan had Saddam sent to heaven to live with Mormons as a punishment. [the assembly is overcome with silence] Questions? [more silence. An amabassador raises his hand] Yes?

-News Reporter: Are you high, or just incredibly stupid?

-Bush: I assure you, I am not high.

Well, that about does it. This episode is one of my favorites too. It’s called “A Ladder To Heaven”. Thanks for writing J.