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Any Questions?

This quote of South Park's episode 612 is dedicated to J.

[The United Nations, day. In the main hall President Bush is speaking to the Assembly]

-Bush: Ladies and gentlemen of the UN, we have evidence that Saddam Hussein is up there building weapons of mass destruction. [shows a picture of the ladder and another one of the clouds. Both pictures have areas circled in] We have tried to communicate with Saddam through a psychic to ask him to let us see his warehouses in heaven. But he has not responded.

-Indian Ambassador: Of course he has not responded, because he's DEAD!

-Bush: Right. Dead, and in heaven.

-Another Ambassador: This is preposterous! Even if there was a heaven, what makes you think Saddam Hussein's sould would be sent there?

-Bush: Our intelligence tells us that when Saddam was originally killed, his soul actually went to hell. But while in hell he began a homosexual relationship with Satan, the Prince of Darkness. Satan, however, decided he didn't want to be with Hussein anymore and broke up with him about August. [the French Ambassador has tuned out] When Saddam became jealous and tried to kill Satan's new lover, Chris, Satan had Saddam sent to heaven to live with Mormons as a punishment. [the assembly is overcome with silence] Questions? [more silence. An amabassador raises his hand] Yes?

-News Reporter: Are you high, or just incredibly stupid?

-Bush: I assure you, I am not high.

Well, that about does it. This episode is one of my favorites too. It's called "A Ladder To Heaven". Thanks for writing J.

About Rolando Garza

Rolando Garza is a Chemical Engineer that enjoys writing, programming, life, savate, playing basketball with his girlfriend and working as a Resin Engineer in ICASA.