Ok,… I think the title for this post gives enough information….
If it doesn’t, here is the transcript.
BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) – A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it … and the dog rushed and ate it.”
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
Hmm, that left me thinking: Just how long, hairy and stiff did that thing have to be, in order to be mistaken with a chicken’s neck?
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I think I’ll just laugh!!!
Damn…
Nope, I’m not even going to comment any further.
WHAT?????
Yep, as a matter of fact, I was asking myself how, ahem…
How long, hairy and stiff need it be[...] in order for that to happen! LOL. A lot of speculation happened at the forum.