Comments on: Writing a Poem? Can’t think of a Word that’ll rhyme?

By: rolandog

rolandog — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 20:28:00 +0000

Fire Res Q Guru
Posted before I read him
So sorry I am

To respond his plead
I will blatantly answer
(obviously) “Hell yes”.

I welcome haikus
But preferr originals
If you must, do so.

rolandog — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 20:20:00 +0000

rdturpin’s drunk
too bad for him he cheated
his points depleted

kat wants my money
Now I’ll give her some dollars
After we make out!

Rich is playing rough
My pants are now all roxor’d
My time has now come

Kelwhy is shameful
She could’ve shown some leet skills
60 points granted

Rich’s fury and rage
Have now totaled his points to
a million and one

But now I shall say
The true winner for today
Who is it, you say?

Unwanted surprise
To all it shall be revealed
I show a big grin

rolandog has won
To everyone’s great dismay
the contest was rigged.

Laughing and rolling
In the floor I am yelling
I have PWN3D you all.

Just kidding I say
You let a sigh of relief
You said “That’s so gay”

We all had some fun
Excercising the gray cells
I am very pleased.

FireResQGuru — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 20:17:00 +0000

Does the old favorite “There once was a man from Nantucket….” count for points? ~

Kelwhy — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 19:39:00 +0000

Post a Haiku here?
For all of the world to see…
I’m not a poet.

Rich — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 16:11:00 +0000

Look here now, bitches,
I haiku like a mofo
pack up your keyboards.

Just sit right back and
Enjoy this ride, ’cause I will
Roxor your pants off.

Think dm3 pwned?
Don’t call it a come back, I
have been here for years.

I was L337 before
L337-speak was coined–the days of
Elite BBSs.

My modem granted
access to the pirate boards
Before Doom was out!

But now my main game
Is whatever I have time
to play on Xbox.

Star Wars Battlefronts
Is the game of the moment.
(Kill all the Gungans!)

But it’s time is short,
Because on November 9th
Halo 2 comes out!