Weekly Joke
Five surgeons were arguing about what kind of patients were the best to operate on:
The first surgeon said: “I like to operate on accountants because, when you open them, everything is sorted out by numbers.”
The second replies: “Yes, but electricians are better because all the organs are categorized by colors, you’ll never make a mistake in there.”
The third surgeon adds: “No, librarians are better: inside you’ll find everything sorted out by alphabetical order.”
The fourth says: “There is nothing like a mechanician, they already have the spare parts inside.”
The fifth, lastly, tells everyone: “I am sorry to have to contradict you all. A politician is the best patient in the world to operate on. They have no heart, no stomach, no balls. And lastly, no particular difference can be noted when swapping their brains for their asses.
This joke was submited by Jesús Wong, from the yahoogroup called “chistes rojos”.
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