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		<title>La Banca Que Revela Cachetes</title>
		<link>http://rolandog.com/archives/2008/12/22/la-banca-que-revela-cachetes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rolando Garza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hay que cuidar donde se sienta uno, no se nos vaya a rasgar el pantalón.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Muy buena broma:</p>
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		<title>The Difference Between Men and Women in a Conversation</title>
		<link>http://rolandog.com/archives/2008/05/26/difference-between-men-and-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 19:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rolando Garza</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cyber Frolicking]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[indecision]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just read <a href="http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2008/05/difference-between-men-and-women-in.html">a funny article</a> and I ended up mind farting all around.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just finished reading a <a href="http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2008/05/difference-between-men-and-women-in.html">funny recycled reader&#8217;s digest article</a> &#8212; more of a joke, actually &#8212; that shows the stereotypical difference of the depth of thoughts between men and women.</p>
<p>After reading it, all I could think of was <em>&#8220;Damn. I&#8217;ve been there, on both sides of the conversation; but I have fortunately changed my way of thinking and acting about it.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>I tried forming a catchy phrase from it:</p>
<blockquote><p>If you try living your life the perfect way, you&#8217;re bound to end up discovering that great opportunities have been perfectly wasted.</p></blockquote>
<p>And even in the form of an axiom:</p>
<blockquote><p>Try living perfectly and you will perfectly fail.</p></blockquote>
<p>Which I might as well say that can be rephrased in a trade-mark infringing quote: &#8220;Just Do It&#8221;.</p>
<p>Ok, for the sake of updating, here&#8217;s a brief recap of what&#8217;s been going on &#8212; in the form of a list:</p>
<ul>
<li>If life were Facebook, I&#8217;d say my relationship status is right now set to &#8220;It&#8217;s complicated&#8221;</li>
<li>I gained, then lost 4 or 5 kilos after my injuring my knee; I <a href="http://www.gyminee.com/locker_room/4169">currently weigh</a> 88.7 kg.</li>
<li>I had a go at swimming, and I&#8217;m liking it so far.</li>
<li>I better get going, I&#8217;m a super sales star&#8230; and my lunch break is almost over.</li>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Good to be in DC</title>
		<link>http://rolandog.com/archives/2004/10/08/its-good-to-be-in-dc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2004 21:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rolando Garza</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Old Blogspot Posts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another animation from the JibJab guys.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new flash animation has been released by the <a href="http://www.jibjab.com/">Jib Jab</a> crew:</p>
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<p>As most of us know, they are the creators of the parody of Woody Guthrie&#8217;s &#8216;This Land is Your Land&#8217;.</p>
<p>Click on the following image to go and watch their previous animation.</p>
<p><a href="http://rolandog.com/archives/2004/07/27/of-parodies-and-more/"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/246/1386/320/jibjab.jpg" alt="This land is your land" width="250" height="205" /></a></p>
<p>Although they&#8217;ve been through some <a href="http://rolandog.com/archives/2004/08/26/jibjab-exonerated/">rough times</a>, they ended up on top of it all and are now back with more cool stuff.</p>
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		<title>Still Loving You&#8230; Cajarito</title>
		<link>http://rolandog.com/archives/2004/08/24/still-loving-you-cajarito/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 03:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rolando Garza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A funny animation depicting a bird called Cajarito that sings Still Loving You, from the Scorpions.]]></description>
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<p>Cajarito is a bird that sings a cover for The Scorpions&#8217; song &#8220;Still Loving You&#8221;.<br />
<del>Update #1: The authors moved Cajarito&#8217;s Flash File into a different dir, and put it in a website.</del><br />
<em>Sorry for not checking if the link was outdated.</em><br />
<del>Update #2 (2004-10-03): I&#8217;ve hosted the animation on my web server. But the following link still works. Clicking on the image will pop up the animation in a new window. If for some reason, the server runs out of bandwith, you can check the following link. If you&#8217;d like to download the flash file, just right-click the following link and save it on your computer.</del><br />
<ins>Update #3 (2006-11-26): I&#8217;ve rehosted the animation. You can now download the <a id="p564" href="http://rolandog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/cajarito_bird.swf" title="Cajarito">Cajarito animation</a>.</ins><br />
<ins>Update #4 (2007-10-05): Upon request, I made an mp3 track from the song: <a href='http://rolandog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cajarito.mp3' title='Cajarito - Still Loving You'>Cajarito &#8211; Still Loving You</a>.</ins></p>
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		<title>Of Parodies and More</title>
		<link>http://rolandog.com/archives/2004/07/27/of-parodies-and-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 19:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rolando Garza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A funny animation from the JibJab guys called 'This Land'. It's a parody from Woody Guthrie's song.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="center"><object data="http://www.jibjab.com/v/30966" id="JibJabPlayer" width="440" height="370"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.jibjab.com/v/30966" /><param name="loop" value="false" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /></object><br /><small><a href="http://www.jibjab.com/originals/this_land">This Land!</a> from the <a href="http://www.jibjab.com/">JibJab</a> guys.</small></p>
<p>I highly recommend watching this flash animation, which is swirling around the Internet featuring President George Bush and Senator John Kerry singing to the tune of Woody Guthrie&#8217;s &#8220;This Land Is Your Land.&#8221;</p>
<p>Update: They&#8217;ve done another great animation. You can check it out <a href="http://rolandog.com/archives/2004/10/08/its-good-to-be-in-dc/">here</a>.</p>
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